MMBB Artefact Selector

{|title)[<div class="typewriter"> <h2>The Artefact Selector</h2> </div>] (live: 1s)[ (show: ?title) (stop:) ] <div class="animated fadeIn"><h3>a ManManBangBang sorter<h3></div>} <div class="center">|start)[(transition: "dissolve")[<img src="https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/552772434181488660/645555780036067349/MissionSecrets.png" alt="an alluring box" height="311" width="280">]]</div> |psst)[(transition: "dissolve")[//Greetings//!]] |club)[(transition: "dissolve")[- Welcome to the ManManBangBang artefact selector. This is a choice-based personality quiz made in Twine.]] |choice)[(transition: "dissolve")[- You will be asked a series of questions. Try to answer as best and as quickly as you can!(click-append:"quickly as you can!")[ (You can click links like these along the way for some extra explanations!)] ]] |link)[(transition: "dissolve")[- There will be a total of 10 questions. (click-append:"10 questions.")[ Why ten questions? Ten is a big round number! :D ]]] |inventory)[(transition: "dissolve")[- Complete all ten questions to learn what your magical artefact is! (click-append: "magical artefact is!")[ <span class="wee">This artefact will be close to your heart. It's a ManManBangBang guarentee.</span> If you are for some reason unsatisfied with your result, let dusty know so they can sort you a new artefact.]]] |hungry)[(transition: "dissolve")[(set: $playthrough to it + 1)Confused? //Excited?// [[Let's find out together!->Mission Secrets]] ]] { (live: 7.0s)[ (show: ?start) (stop:) ] (live: 10.0s)[ (show: ?psst) (stop:) ] (live: 13.0s)[ (show: ?club) (stop:) ] (live: 16.0s)[ (show: ?choice) (stop:) ] (live: 19.0s)[ (show: ?link) (stop:) ] (live: 22.0s)[ (show: ?inventory) (stop:) ] (live: 25.0s)[ (show: ?hungry) (stop:) ] }

(set: $house to "ManMan") Short passage here. [[Onto the quiz!->Question One ManMan]]

(set: $house to "BangBang") Short passage here. [[Onto the quiz!->Question One BangBang]]

(set: $house to "Squid") Short passage here. [[Onto the quiz!->Question One Squid]]

(set: $house to "DingDing") Short passage here. [[Onto the quiz!->Question One DingDing]]

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{ (set: $house to "") (set: $adventuring to "") (set: $adjective to "") (set: $hands to "") (set: $legs to "") (set: $chaos to 0) (set: $flexibility to 0) (set: $eldritch to 0) (set: $sadism to 0) (set: $bangs to 0)  }

If you don't have a house yet, you can take the ManManBangBang Sorting Quiz <a href="https://www.quotev.com/quiz/11662856/The-ManManBangBang-Personality-Sorter" target="_blank">here</a>. [[Return to the arefact selector.->House Selector]]

What is your MMBB House? (click-append: "MMBB House?")[ The ManManBangBang University has four venerable houses, each led by their own headmaster from the League of Leagues. The houses are: [ManMan]<m1|, [BangBang]<b1|, [Squid]<s1|, and [DingDing]<d1|. [Click on a house to learn more about them.]<info|{ (click: ?m1)[ (replace: ?info)[ House ManMan is one of the two newest houses of the MMBB. It greatly contributes to the creativity and knowledge of the University with every new fanwork and headcanon. It emits a peaceful and determined energy that tempers us in hard times.] ] (click: ?b1)[ (replace: ?info)[House BangBang is one of the two newest houses of the MMBB. As the sibling to House ManMan, it expands the horizons of the University with every new event and challenge. It emits a weird chaotic energy that sustains our growth.] ] (click: ?s1)[ (replace: ?info)[House Squid is the most ancient of the four houses of ManManBangBang. It has only crumbling monuments to its former glory--those events now long past. The traditions of the four houses carry on the lore of the origins of this house. From it rumbles a studio but frustrated energy, waiting to arise and <br><br>c o n s u m e] ] (click: ?d1)[ (replace: ?info)[House DingDing contributes to the organization and festivities of the University by making sure people are having a statistically significant amount of fun. If you want some leadership, and you don't care about the cost, you call upon the energy of House DingDing. <br><br>There will be charts. :Dc] ]}] [[ManMan]] [[BangBang]] [[Squid]] [[DingDing]] [[I'd prefer not to say.->Shifty]] [[Help, I don't have a house!->Help!]]

It's been a long, hard day at the MMBB University. While you are relaxing in the shade of the ornate Sun Pavillion, you notice a small building that you've never seen before. Light shimmers around it, as though it were a heat mirage. |matters>[Look for a way in.] (click-replace: ?matters)[The door in front of you looks battered. The words (either: "Utility Closet for Closers", "Live Fake Chickens", "The Undecided Club", "Gringlebot's Elf Workshop for People Over Six Feet", "Cat Aerobics" ) are hastily Xed out. |door>[Try the door.] (click-replace: ?door)[You jiggle the door knob. The door is locked. There is a small puzzle on a keypad underneath the lock. [[Attempt to open the puzzle door.->Puzzle Door]] [[Break in through the second story.->Break In]] [[Try a selection of common magical catchphrases.->Magical Catchphrases]] [[Ask someone nearby how to get inside.->Ask For Help]] [[Do nothing.->Sitting On Your Ass]] ]]

Question One placeholder text. [[Question Two]]

You decide not to bother with the strage mirage building. What could possibly be inside that's better than napping in the Sun Pavillion? You're sure you'll get up to something later.(set: $procrastination to it + 1) [[Reconsider your decision.->Reconsider Your Options]] [[Take a nap.->Take a nap]]

The door on the strange mirage building is still locked; but you notice this time that the puzzle is gone. Instead, there's a regular kind of lock on the door. [[Attempt to pick the lock.->Pick The Lock]] [[Break in through the second story.->Break In]] [[Try a selection of common magical catchphrases.->Magical Catchphrases]] [[Ask someone nearby how to get inside.->Ask For Help]]

You nap in the sunlight and wake up feeling refreshed.(set: $procrastination to it + 1) |examine>[Look around for the shop.] (click-replace: ?examine)[The weird building is gone. All that's left of it is a trail of iridescent pebbles that leads deeper into the MMBB University Grounds. Possibly towards (either: "Pile of Vore Eatery", "Advanced Sprintimatics", "the Events and Announcements Hall", "the Department of Paleoceanography", "the General Chat Cafe", "The Word Pit", "the Art Palace", "The Excellent Hall of Excellence"). You get the feeling that maybe if you come back to the Sun Pavilion later in the week, you'll find that strange but compelling shop again. [[Next]]]

Thank you for taking the MMBB Artefact Sorter! [[Try Again->Introduction]]

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[[House Selector]]

(set: $house to "decline to state") Short passage here. [[Onto the quiz!->Question One Shifty]]

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[[Calculating Your Results]]

Question One placeholder text. [[Question Two]]

[[Your Results]]

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